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MUSIC CDs...

    MONSTER U. TOUCHDOWN! CD
The second 13-song album from the murky mind of Mike Von Hoffman! Show your friends your exquisite taste as you squirm to Monster hits like: Monster University, Vampires are Forever, Horace the Hunchback, You're a Mummy, Ghosts & Goblins, Kiss the Bride, Phantom Waltz, Where's the Pain?, Mars Needs Women, King Kong's Comin', My Evil Eye, Family Doctor, Monster Frat Party.

   MONSTER UNIVERSITY CD
Here's the one that started it all! 13 Horror Hits from Halloween of 2004, with special "appearances" by Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Peter Lorre and more! Featured songs are: Kid Frankenstein, When You're Dead, Big Frankie, Bad Brain, She's a Werewolf, Invisible Man, Monster Mania, Dry Drac, It's Alive, The Spiders, Jekyll and Hyde, Robot Monster, Goodbye, Transylvania.
    Von Hoffman's HAUNTED HOUSE CD
   
Turn your pad into a Mad Scientist's Mausoleum of screams, rattling chains, electrical storms, spooky organ music and more Spooky Sound Effects! Hit "repeat" on your CD player for a full night of Terror for your Trick-or-Treaters!     One Hour Audio CD, $5.95 each
   "HALLOWEEN TREE" GICLEE PRINT
Giclee prints on stretched, varnished, ready-to-frame canvas are the closest thing to an original oil painting-- most monsters can't tell the difference! Makes a spooky centerpiece for any room!
18" by 24", $95.95 each



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...plus BOOKS & PRINTS

   SCARLET CASCADE FEARBOOK
The first FEARBOOK's here, collecting fresh blood from Transylvania's premiere Vampire Rag "Scarlet Cascade"! Lotsa great laffs & scares!
48-page Magazine, $7.95 each
   MONSTER U. CHEERBOOK
Groovy & Ghoulish ILLUSTRATED Songbook illuminating all the Weird Lyrics of the new TOUCHDOWN! CD album! 1960s Monster Mania lives on--and on--through this remarkable rag!
16-page Comic, $2.95 each

COMING
SOON!
   MONSTER U. HALLOWEEN YEARBOOK
13 Creepy Comic stories that "Flesh-Out" Spooky Songs from the first Monster U. CD Album! Read this one under your covers with a flashlight!
16-page Comic, $2.95 each

    BARBARA CADAVER'S HALLOWEEN HANDBOOK
A Guide to Tricks, Treats, Stunts and Pranks, personally recommended by Herr Hoffman & brought to you by that buxom Vampiress Ms Cadaver! Profusely Illustrated, too!
16-page Comic format, $2.95 each
   MONSTER U. PROMO POSTER
This handsomely huge Promo Poster actually comes SIGNED by the Master Mad Scientist himself, Professor Von Hoffman!
11" by 17" Poster, $9.95 each
   BARBARA CADAVER FRAT PRINT
Mount this beauty in your own Dorm Room at good ol' Monster U.! Then watch your Frat Pals drool with envy!     11" by 14" Print, $9.95 each
   MONSTER U. SCHOOL PENNANT
Show your loyalty to faithful Monster U. with this Ghoul-Green felt PENNANT featuring the school Mascot FRANKENRAT! Supplies Limited!
17" Felt Pennant, $8.95 each

   BONUS CHILLER POSTER!
Order any of our Prints, Posters or Pennants and receive the CHILLER THEATRE poster featuring Zacherley absolutely FREE!
11" by 17" litho print, free with purchase



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