WhErE yOu ArE nOw... bY tHe VoN hOfFmAn OrChEsTrA... TuNe In HeRe, KiDs... cReEpY kOmIcS 'n' iLLuStRaTeD tAlEs... hOsTeD bY bArBaRa CaDaVeR... gRoOvY mOnStEr ItEmS... mOnStEr U. aPpRoVeD sTuFf... wE cAn BaReLy tAkE iT--cAn YoU...? oH gOd No......! HoWl At uS, BaBy......!



"RED LIGHTS"
Based on "I am Legend" by Richard Matheson!



"HALLOWEEN HOOTCHIE KOO"
NEW for Halloween 2007!

"MONSTER UNIVERSITY"
From the 2nd M.U. album!



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