OUR ALMA MATER

All hail to Monster U.
And raise the glasses high;
Even though they're filled to brimming
With blood and formaldehyde

The student body's grown now
With the help of Dr. Frankenstein
Our bad brains are all developed
Along with our evil eyes

We must leave you now
To invade the sea and land
To march for into Science
and Commerce and Law
For Monster U. has joined us all
In hand and hand and claw

Tearily we'll miss you
These hallowed halls of oak
And swear allegiance eternal
To the school in our hearts
That we'll honor till the day we croak



NEW! Halloween Hootchie Koo CD
It's just arrived for October 2007 with new Music & Art!
    




"Ghoularella"

NEW! Monster University T-Shirts!
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MASCOT of the MONTH...
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NEW! Monster U. Original Art!
Watch our eBay store for clammy new renderings as they become available!
    





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