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NEW!
MONSTER U. T-SHIRT
The Official M.U. shirt in funereal black
w/ red ghoul & spooky green letters!
Specify S, M, L, XL, $24.95
LINKS
To other Monstrous sites:
UNDERWORLD LIBRARY
MONSTER U. MYSPACE
LEW LEHRMAN
ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN
MONSTERS HD
MONSTERWAX TRADING CARDS
BEAT EYE MEDIA
SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEO
Play spooky sounds HERE!
SUPPORT YOUR SCHOOL!
SCORE SOME SPOOKY "MONSTER U." MUSIC CDs AND MP3 DOWNLOADS NOW!
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NEW!
MONSTER U. "DISHONOR ROLL" DIPLOMA (signed)
13 of the kookiest Monster U. students desecrate this "authentic" diploma! Printed on real parchment stock and hand-stamped
with the blood-red M.U. stamp AND personally signed by Headmaster Von Hoffman! Join the creepy kids of the "Dishonor Roll" with this
cool signed item for your dungeon wall!
11x14, $9.95
NEW!
LIMITED EDITION HALLOWEEN ART PRINTS (signed)
Halloween comes but once a year and so do these handsome Art prints! Signed, numbered
and limited by the hoary hand of Hoffman! A fine item for your den, office, crash-pad or
torture chamber!
Two S/N 11x14 prints, $14.95
SOLD OUT!
NEW!
MONSTER U. ALUMNI CARDSET (signed)
Nine collector's cards that were a labor of love for artist Mike Von Hoffman! Gruesome depictions
of the Monster U. Alumni of the Past also including ZACHERLEY! Funny gags on backs! COLLECT 'EM ALL!
9 UV-coated 2.5x3.5 cards in clear sleeve, 1 card signed, $9.95
MONSTER U. 2-Headed Music CD Set
Get the albums that started it all! Some say it's the greatest Monster Music ever created, but you can be the judge! Heck, be the
jury and executioner, too!
13 songs per disk means 26 Horror hits in all! Dry Drac, Horace the Hippy Hunchback, Kiss the Bride (of Frankenstein),
Mars Needs Women, more! Specially discounted package just for Halloween 2008!
2 CDs, $14.95
"TERRIBLE TRIO" Monster Comics
Oh no--it's the Yearbook, Cheerbook and Handbook! That's illustrated stories, song lyrics and devious Halloween hints!
Specially discounted only for Halloween 2008!
3 b&w books, $8.95
Special TRICK OR TREAT BAG Offer!
Our greatest Halloween offer ever! EVERY ITEM in this column in one big monster bag! Custom made at Hoffman International,
each is guaranteed to contain free surprises! Discounted over 30% off! Makes a great gift for kids, too!
AVAILABLE ONLY DURING OCTOBER.
3 Prints, 9 Cards, 3 CDs & 3 Comics, $39.95
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MONSTER U. NEWS & EVENTS
9/20
There's a new MU video for Halloween 2008, it's titled PHANTOM WALTZ and is on the
Kartoon page!
10/19
Stare in horror at tons of original art masterpieces on our page called GALLERY
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